The absurd, weird universe of zio.
Chapter 4: "Drug deals, Lesbians, Sexual harassment oh my!"
Buchi made his way down the long ass hallway of the apartment building, he had his hands tucked in his pockets as he sighed, he kept walking down the hall, before stopping, he looked on the ground seeing the condom still there on the shaggy carpet Infront of Lussurio's door. He just looked dead inside as he saw the condom still there.. "it's funny, every one has a job yet nobody can actually do it.. not even clean up a hallway.." the thought races in his head as he looked up and down the hallway. He decided to knock on Lussurio's door.
*knock Knock knock*
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*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
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*KNOCK KNOCK KNO-*
"THE HELL MAN?! WHAT?!"
The short woman stood facing the just a little above the waist of a figure, she looked up to see Buchi standing there, he looks down slowly.
"Oh God.. it's you! The ugly retard!"
The wet old condom now slapped on her face- *PLaP* She stood there looking now at the condom stuck to her face, she now looked back up and said: "Ew... Is this yours?"
Buchi now crouched down still a little taller than her and gritted his teeth saying: "What?! NO, this is the damn condom I slipped on that YOU left out your door.. god.." lussurio now grasps the condom and yanks it off her face throwing it into her room behind her, she then said: "Oh.. okay?" She then slammed the door right on his face.
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Buchi lifted his hand to knock again but stopped mid way.. he just decided he was too tired to go further, he lifted up and continued his long walk down the hall, he just scratched his head as he looked at the doors, some small, some big, some massive.. finially he makes it to his door and opens it casually, he always never locked his door, it's not like he had anything of value in his home. His just spun around walking backwards and twisted flopping on the bed, he looked up at the ceiling till he fell asleep.... This was all just another day at his job.. just another day talking to beings, just another day of his life, and sometimes it was exhausting, but he focused on the good things of his day, getting that emo girls order, going to the bars with his friends, not hearing his bosses mouth that much today... Good day he assured himself.. he heard his door open as grande entered, he didn't say anything, he was tired too, he just popped on the bed as well and they both soon fell asleep...
Buchi made his way down the long ass hallway of the apartment building, he had his hands tucked in his pockets as he sighed, he kept walking down the hall, before stopping, he looked on the ground seeing the condom still there on the shaggy carpet Infront of Lussurio's door. He just looked dead inside as he saw the condom still there.. "it's funny, every one has a job yet nobody can actually do it.. not even clean up a hallway.." the thought races in his head as he looked up and down the hallway. He decided to knock on Lussurio's door.
*knock Knock knock*
....
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
....
*KNOCK KNOCK KNO-*
"THE HELL MAN?! WHAT?!"
The short woman stood facing the just a little above the waist of a figure, she looked up to see Buchi standing there, he looks down slowly.
"Oh God.. it's you! The ugly retard!"
The wet old condom now slapped on her face- *PLaP* She stood there looking now at the condom stuck to her face, she now looked back up and said: "Ew... Is this yours?"
Buchi now crouched down still a little taller than her and gritted his teeth saying: "What?! NO, this is the damn condom I slipped on that YOU left out your door.. god.." lussurio now grasps the condom and yanks it off her face throwing it into her room behind her, she then said: "Oh.. okay?" She then slammed the door right on his face.
...
Buchi lifted his hand to knock again but stopped mid way.. he just decided he was too tired to go further, he lifted up and continued his long walk down the hall, he just scratched his head as he looked at the doors, some small, some big, some massive.. finially he makes it to his door and opens it casually, he always never locked his door, it's not like he had anything of value in his home. His just spun around walking backwards and twisted flopping on the bed, he looked up at the ceiling till he fell asleep.... This was all just another day at his job.. just another day talking to beings, just another day of his life, and sometimes it was exhausting, but he focused on the good things of his day, getting that emo girls order, going to the bars with his friends, not hearing his bosses mouth that much today... Good day he assured himself.. he heard his door open as grande entered, he didn't say anything, he was tired too, he just popped on the bed as well and they both soon fell asleep...