The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour
Atlanta, or "HotLanta" if you're a total fag, is known for its sweltering heat, CNN and underage prositution. Catching a cab from the airport, Jenn sets out in search of the one man who can help her in her quest to bring Pete Hake back into her arms: R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe.
As the cab heads north to Athens, Georgia, Jenn ponders what demons she must slay to return Peter to the side of light. She nods off to sleep. She dreams of Pete, slathered in bacon grease brandishing a wiffleball bat and a copy of Garth Brooks' "In The Life Of Chris Gaines" album. He's just getting ready to start playing Whack-A-Mole when WHAM!
The cab collides with a shadowy figure in the night. Nothing could have survived the impact, yet the figure stands. Jenn squints to get a better look. It's....
As the cab heads north to Athens, Georgia, Jenn ponders what demons she must slay to return Peter to the side of light. She nods off to sleep. She dreams of Pete, slathered in bacon grease brandishing a wiffleball bat and a copy of Garth Brooks' "In The Life Of Chris Gaines" album. He's just getting ready to start playing Whack-A-Mole when WHAM!
The cab collides with a shadowy figure in the night. Nothing could have survived the impact, yet the figure stands. Jenn squints to get a better look. It's....