The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour

Realizing that the man underneath the Super Shredder costume is actually WWF wrestler Kevin Nash, Jenn realizes that professional wrestling really is real, as are talking tortoises. She then remembers the time she had to watch Suburban Commando on UPN Power 50. Her last thought is of Hulk Hogan and Christopher Lloyd yucking it up as shrapnel goes through her skull, shattering it like a watermelon full of TNT.
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