average day... IN 1492!

The knights lead you to the kings main chamber. The one with the throne and stuff.

You very, un-humbly, stay standing while the knights bow.
There he is, the very fat king who you were going to slay, right out of your grasp. Oh wait, was he talking while you were thinking that?
''...glob flag goo flo gas flam. '' he finishes as he wiggles and jiggles around.

That's when you say... ''Listen I can't speak fat. but I can slay it!'' You yank your sword out of your pants, (where you were hiding it) and slice the first thing in view.

do you...
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