average day... IN 1492!

*slice* *ZZwwiiP* *BANG*

*KA-BLOOOOOM!!!!!*

That was the sound of you cutting a rope that is holding the chandelier in place. It fell on all of you. Luckily you are still alive, but not for long! your bones are broken and are trapped under the chandelier. you watch a candle in horror as it falls off the big gold contraption and rolls to barrels of gasoline that have tipped over during the incident.

Oh my, Is that your arm over there?
End Of Story