average day... IN 1492!

As you stab the big hole you realize its actually the kings massive innie belly button! The guards quickly grab you but the damage has been done. All three of you watch in horror as the king flopped, plopped, jiggled, and wiggled his body in unnatural ways. Then the unexpected thing happens. The fat skin peeled off to reveal a person in a bright red shirt. The guards quickly seize him. Joey, we thought you were dead you thief.''

Its been a quick week for you after the ordeal, and a lot of stuff happened during those couple of days. First, apparently you caught a criminal. the citizens thought you saved the day. They quickly wanted you to be king.

do you...