Another Monday Morning

It's Mindy you're coworker and she couldn't believe that you're sick. She told the boss that she had to go visit her mom in the hospital who was just diagnosed with cancer. Perhaps it was just a bit too coincedental. "That's gotta be a lie you don't look sick at all but you do look sexy as hell," exclaims Mindy. You reply, "Do I? Well what's your excuse?" "Mom's in the hospital with cancer." "God you suck. So did you just come here to bring me back to work or do you have other plans?" "Lots of other plans honey." You proceed to...