Another Monday Morning

Well, sorry to tell you laddy, you don't have a sex slave. That's why you needed to look at the porn in the office.

Anyway, you go searching through the rubble. Why? Don't ask. You're just that way. Is it wrong for a guy to go through his own rubble?

Wait....what's this? You found a treasure box! Eagerly you open it and find....a smaller box! Eagerly you open that and find a tin can! Eagerly you open that and find a shiny new dime!

It looks like life is good again. Oh wait, when you look back at the first biggest box you realize it's pure gold. You're a millionaire now. What do you do with this money?
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