You are a Cockroach

"Scuse me, Oracle?" you begin.

Suddenly, she turns toward you. "Yes?"

"Um... Is there a way to turn me back into a human?" you ask.

"Yes"

Okay. So there is a way.

"So how do I do that?" You ask.

"Eat roach poison" she says. "It will kill the roach".

Um... you're skeptical.