You are a Cockroach

As you begin to swallow the crunchy block of poison, you start to have second thoughts, but it was to late. Once again you gets that numb feeling and you pass out and collaspe on the table. As you begin to come to , you begin to think it was a hallucination, when you find yourself lying on the wooden desk you last collapsed on. You then notice, your human! The oracle smiles as you feel faint for a third time and low and behold you become a cockroach agian!! 'I'm sorry roachy,' the old woman began. 'Couldn't keep you human, that would be boring for the readers and not to mention cheating!' You sigh as a tear drips from your eye and lands in a puddle. Which is strange you think as roaches can't cry. 'You'll just have to find another way.' She mentions as she lowers you to the ground.