d and d have a cool adventure
After realizing you have no idea what the proper etiquette of eating food is, you grab your food in big handfuls and start to shovel it into your mouth.
Dach looks at you with an odd look, so does the rest of the resturaunt - though they have been giving you an odd look since you started playing hockey in this fine dining establishment.
After about 15 minutes of digging trenches in your mashed-potatos, you both are done eating.
"I'm so full im uncomfortable" Dach says, you agree. Best to head back to the apartment.
"I'm not leaving these assholes a tip" You say as you drop 10 bucks on the table to cover your 35 dollar meal.
"Our food took a while to come out and it WAS pretty hot."
You slowly navigate around the mess and destruction you caused, grabbing your hockey stuff on the way out. You almost make it to the door when sirens start blaring.
Dachande cocks his head and finds that a waitress is on the phone with 9/11.
You notice too "Dach, she's calling the cops!"
Dachande goes into a full on sprint and tackles the elderly waitress without hesitation. She's limp on the ground and you're pretty sure Dachande killed her.
Recoiling from the tackle, Dachande picks himself up and points out the cop cars outside - blaring their sirens and Blue and Red lights.
"We need to board up that door!" you scream to Dach.
Dach looks at you with an odd look, so does the rest of the resturaunt - though they have been giving you an odd look since you started playing hockey in this fine dining establishment.
After about 15 minutes of digging trenches in your mashed-potatos, you both are done eating.
"I'm so full im uncomfortable" Dach says, you agree. Best to head back to the apartment.
"I'm not leaving these assholes a tip" You say as you drop 10 bucks on the table to cover your 35 dollar meal.
"Our food took a while to come out and it WAS pretty hot."
You slowly navigate around the mess and destruction you caused, grabbing your hockey stuff on the way out. You almost make it to the door when sirens start blaring.
Dachande cocks his head and finds that a waitress is on the phone with 9/11.
You notice too "Dach, she's calling the cops!"
Dachande goes into a full on sprint and tackles the elderly waitress without hesitation. She's limp on the ground and you're pretty sure Dachande killed her.
Recoiling from the tackle, Dachande picks himself up and points out the cop cars outside - blaring their sirens and Blue and Red lights.
"We need to board up that door!" you scream to Dach.