d and d have a cool adventure

"Give me your fucking table, bitch!" you shout to a young couple eating their meal. You grab each end of the table and flip it over, causing the plates on top to tumble and clash on the tile. The halibut and cream pie the couple were eating combust from the force of flipping the table over, and various pieces land on the three of you. You get cream pie all over you, further fueling your sweltering rage.

You run over to the door, swinging the table madly, and charge through the door with it instead of propping it up against it. The door's hinges break off and glass shatters everywhere.

"FUCK." you shout, ending up on the edge of the street due to the momentum.

You turn to the sirens, and realize it's only a fire truck speeding to the fire down the street lmao it wasn't the fucking police

Never the less, you disregard this cameo appearance as nothing more than a freak thing.

What do you do now?
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