Tales From The Basement

You decide to get the island. Its only $50! Someone attempts to buy it for $100, but you outbid them to a whopping $150. You begin to daydream about what'll happen if you actually win the bid. You think about all the bad B-movies that take place on islands and how directors are always looking to use cheaper sets. You could rent it out for that, or possibly a cheap "island getaway" substitute for people that don't want to spend that much on a vacation. You'll have to check it out. It suddenly occurs to you that maybe people are already living on the island. Hey maybe the island will already have those topless island babes that you've seen in your "nature" magazine under your bed!

You snap out of your day dream only to realize that you've won the bid! You clap you hands and dance around in celebration like a monkey on crack.

Eventually you receive the exact location and make arrangements to go to the island. After a short trip to the ocean and a boat trip you are now on YOUR island. Time to explore!