Tales From The Basement
You enter the jungle. You appreciate the beauty that is the lush green jungle. This really is a nice island you think. However the cannibals on the island think it's pretty nice too. In fact you made it even nicer for them; nothing tastes better to them than virgin fleshÂ…
They hunt you, trap you, kill you and eat you.
(Not necessarily in that order!)
They end up selling your skull on Ebay for $500, which they use to build a new menstrual hut.
They hunt you, trap you, kill you and eat you.
(Not necessarily in that order!)
They end up selling your skull on Ebay for $500, which they use to build a new menstrual hut.
