Another Monday Morning

Fortune it is! The wizards hands move about in a frantically. His white beard trembles and your closet is filled with multi-colored fireworks that don't seem to burn you Armoni suits and Italian leather shoes (thank God!). Through the mist that is now forming over your head you can see something forming... its a .. a

A fortune cookie lands on your head.

There you go! Cries the wizard in delight and disapears along with the blade.