Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Lets go onwards, to the village, if we hurry, maybe we'll get their before the messengers do."
So the three of you run ahead.
Orpheus however is still sitting, motionless by the Grand Moose's corpse.
"Orpheus, pick up the pace!"
But this was no time to linger, so you ran on ahead.
You can see the village, and the Tree Moose are already reaching the gates of the village.
"Well, forget that plan, but we can't back down now. SHOW NO FEAR!"
"As robots, we have no emotions, so we can't really show fear. That kind of makes me feel sad."
"Shut up Nate. Anyways, where was I? Oh, CHARGE!"
And so you hop on Nate's back as the three of you run down the sloping hill at rapid speed, and as you get near the moose village, a group of their strongest fighters come and guard the entrance.
"We have killed your leader with a single strike." You ramatically shout to them, Jane interrupts
"Actually, we had a little trouble and had to try quite a few tim-"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" You furiously spit into her face.
"With a single strike, and if you do not back down now, and give us your land, then we shall be without mercy, and slay all who inhabit these homes.
Either save your honor, or save your people. Make your stand."
The Moose warriors chagre at you.
"Oh crap, I didn't think they'd actually fight us!"
"Yeah, did you see that youtube video of a moose attacking a car?"
Nate starts whimpering, "Zelda, we're much flimsier than cars! And those are larg-" Right as he says this a moose pounces him, flings him into the air with his antlers, and grinds him across the ground.
Jane screams in shock, "Zelda, do something!"
"SAVE ME SUPERMAN!" Nate shrieks, as all the moose circle around him, and begin kicking him in the ribs.
So the three of you run ahead.
Orpheus however is still sitting, motionless by the Grand Moose's corpse.
"Orpheus, pick up the pace!"
But this was no time to linger, so you ran on ahead.
You can see the village, and the Tree Moose are already reaching the gates of the village.
"Well, forget that plan, but we can't back down now. SHOW NO FEAR!"
"As robots, we have no emotions, so we can't really show fear. That kind of makes me feel sad."
"Shut up Nate. Anyways, where was I? Oh, CHARGE!"
And so you hop on Nate's back as the three of you run down the sloping hill at rapid speed, and as you get near the moose village, a group of their strongest fighters come and guard the entrance.
"We have killed your leader with a single strike." You ramatically shout to them, Jane interrupts
"Actually, we had a little trouble and had to try quite a few tim-"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" You furiously spit into her face.
"With a single strike, and if you do not back down now, and give us your land, then we shall be without mercy, and slay all who inhabit these homes.
Either save your honor, or save your people. Make your stand."
The Moose warriors chagre at you.
"Oh crap, I didn't think they'd actually fight us!"
"Yeah, did you see that youtube video of a moose attacking a car?"
Nate starts whimpering, "Zelda, we're much flimsier than cars! And those are larg-" Right as he says this a moose pounces him, flings him into the air with his antlers, and grinds him across the ground.
Jane screams in shock, "Zelda, do something!"
"SAVE ME SUPERMAN!" Nate shrieks, as all the moose circle around him, and begin kicking him in the ribs.