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Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

You then inject a needle into your tush, and become superpowerfully strong.
You throw the moose off of Nate with one swing of your mighty paw. And from the top of the hill, you see Orpheus. Riding a tank down, and firing at the village!
"Oh Orpheus! What a dream boat!"
And so you became ruler of all two acres of Moose country, even though the technodrome is about ten times as large in both heigth and width.
But you did rule the land well.
Even though You, jane, Orpheus and Nate were the only inhabitants left in it.
The moral of the story is, drugs are for losers.
Unless you use them to make you rich, famous, or happy. If that's the case, then drugs are for winners!
:3
You throw the moose off of Nate with one swing of your mighty paw. And from the top of the hill, you see Orpheus. Riding a tank down, and firing at the village!
"Oh Orpheus! What a dream boat!"
And so you became ruler of all two acres of Moose country, even though the technodrome is about ten times as large in both heigth and width.
But you did rule the land well.
Even though You, jane, Orpheus and Nate were the only inhabitants left in it.
The moral of the story is, drugs are for losers.
Unless you use them to make you rich, famous, or happy. If that's the case, then drugs are for winners!
:3