Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
He then happily escorts you to the hunting range, while enjoying small talk and jokes about cats.
He then bopped you on the head with a can opener and drags you into a cage right next to Orpheus, who is wearing a collar with pink lace and plastic jewels glued to it.
"Hey Zelda!"
"I had it in my grasp......"
"Huh?"
"The can opener!"
"What are you-"
"HE HAD A CAN OPENER ORPHEUS! I need that can opener!"
"Zelda, I have a whole collection of can openers at home-"
"But I want my spaghettio's NOW!"
"But, Zelda, shouldn't we worry about this guy who's going to hunt us down like animals?"
"NO, we should worry about me not going ballistic due to not getting my spagehttio's! Now here's da plan."
He then bopped you on the head with a can opener and drags you into a cage right next to Orpheus, who is wearing a collar with pink lace and plastic jewels glued to it.
"Hey Zelda!"
"I had it in my grasp......"
"Huh?"
"The can opener!"
"What are you-"
"HE HAD A CAN OPENER ORPHEUS! I need that can opener!"
"Zelda, I have a whole collection of can openers at home-"
"But I want my spaghettio's NOW!"
"But, Zelda, shouldn't we worry about this guy who's going to hunt us down like animals?"
"NO, we should worry about me not going ballistic due to not getting my spagehttio's! Now here's da plan."