Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
We steal the can opener, so that I can open this freaking can and have breakfast.
"Zelda, that can is already opened..and bloody."
"I NEED THIS ORPHEUS!!! Do you know how many important vitamins and minerals are in this three servings can of spaghettio's?! I'll tell you, SIX! 10% Vitamin A, 2% calcium, 10% Thiamin, 15% riboflavin, 15% niacin, and 25% frolic acid. It has one gram of total fat, 180 calories, and five miligrams of cholesterol. There is NOTHING better you could possibly eat in the morning to get you full of energy! Now shut up and listen to my plan on how to get the can opener."
"Holy Cannoli, did you actually memorize the side of that can of soup?"
"I SAID SHUT UP! Now let me reiterrate, here's da plan!..."
"Zelda, that can is already opened..and bloody."
"I NEED THIS ORPHEUS!!! Do you know how many important vitamins and minerals are in this three servings can of spaghettio's?! I'll tell you, SIX! 10% Vitamin A, 2% calcium, 10% Thiamin, 15% riboflavin, 15% niacin, and 25% frolic acid. It has one gram of total fat, 180 calories, and five miligrams of cholesterol. There is NOTHING better you could possibly eat in the morning to get you full of energy! Now shut up and listen to my plan on how to get the can opener."
"Holy Cannoli, did you actually memorize the side of that can of soup?"
"I SAID SHUT UP! Now let me reiterrate, here's da plan!..."