Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
"Hey everyone! Wake up! It's time to steal the land from the Moose."
Jane, Nate, and Orpheus all rush into the van.
And so you drove out of America, and into Moose-country.
"So, Zelda, how and why are we going to take Moose-country away from the Moose?" Jane asked
"Because, Jane," You say, while putting the van at full speed, "The moose are disgusting primitive savages, who are just wasting their expansive land for 'spirtual beliefs' and 'preserving nature'." Orpheus then spoke out "But, Zelda, it's their land, and they're peaceful people, it'd prbably be best to just let them be-"
"Orpheus, I swear if you say one more treasonous word I will rip out your vocal chords and use them as guitar strings and play really annoying songs on them."
Orpheus then sat back down quietly.
"Hey! We're here!"
The four of you then demand a meeting with the Moose grand peacekeeper.
"What is it that you wish, earth bretheren?"
Jane, Nate, and Orpheus all rush into the van.
And so you drove out of America, and into Moose-country.
"So, Zelda, how and why are we going to take Moose-country away from the Moose?" Jane asked
"Because, Jane," You say, while putting the van at full speed, "The moose are disgusting primitive savages, who are just wasting their expansive land for 'spirtual beliefs' and 'preserving nature'." Orpheus then spoke out "But, Zelda, it's their land, and they're peaceful people, it'd prbably be best to just let them be-"
"Orpheus, I swear if you say one more treasonous word I will rip out your vocal chords and use them as guitar strings and play really annoying songs on them."
Orpheus then sat back down quietly.
"Hey! We're here!"
The four of you then demand a meeting with the Moose grand peacekeeper.
"What is it that you wish, earth bretheren?"