The Galactic Adventures of Pierce Darkblade

You begin a little Irish jig showing off your less than stellar dance skills to the would be bandit. Your wide eyes and goofy grin causes the Volturb to raise an eyebrow in curiosity. He lowers the blow dryer slightly as you continue your awkward dance. You suddenly stop the dance and backhand the Voltorb across the face as hard as you can. He is knocked over causing his harmless weapon to go spiraling away. Looking up at you, he begins to tear up.

You chuckle at this pathetic worm, continuing on your way back to the Pachyderm. Now with some decent funds, your crew can now go on unhindered by monetary worries for awhile.