Wild Night

"No. With our other friend. She's in the bathroom at the moment" the dark haired girl explains, gesturing towards the Ladies'Room. "Well, if she's half as good-looking as you I'd be glad to," you flirt. The dark-haired girl flicks her long, dark hair back over her shoulders. "Oh, she's GORGEOUS!" enthuses the dark-haired girl, "In fact, she's your type!" You grin at her. "How do you know that?" you ask, intrigued. "Well, she's not wearing a cross around her neck so she's not a virgin AND she doesn't smoke so she's not a tramp. Actually, she's blonde, wears classic clothing and knows how to cook. You'll LOVE her!"

You sit and wait with the girls, thinking wild thoughts about their mystery friend. She seems to be taking a VERY long time in the bathroom. You hope that she's not applying makeup - that would be trashy!

In the end, the three girls get tired of waiting for their friend and tell you to tell her that they've left. You sit and wait all night for her. Right until the staff ask you to leave.

NOW, THAT WAS STUPID!
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