Wild Night

"Uh, if you're checking to see if they're real - I can tell you right now that they're not," Allandra says, her voice seeming deeper than before. "Oh, that's okay," you say, having another feel. "I haven't had 'down there' done yet, but I should be able to afford it after a few more weeks of street-walking" she winks. Disgusted, you realise that she is in fact a transvestite!

Well what kind of a name is Allandra? YOU FOOL!
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