Wild Night

"Are you sure?" she asks, pouting at you. "Yeah, I'm sure," you say, "I'm not looking for a one-night-stand or anything. I'd hate to jeopardise something potentially good with someone just for one night of casual sex. Don't you agree?" "I totally agree," she enthuses. The two of you end up having a fantastic conversation about movies from the '80s and reality tv shows of the late '90s. You go home feeling like one happy little bunny. You've met the perfect girl. You just hope she doesn't wear that nasty bikini top when you take her out to dinner next week. :-)