The girls immediately stop kissing and turn to stare at you. "Are you doing that thing where you kiss to get guys' attention?", you question the short brunette. "How dare you suggest that!" cries the blonde, "You automatically assume that we are doing this for the pleasure of men? You do realise that by doing so, you are supporting the patriarchal nature of our society, do you not?" You blush and walk away, wishing you had clicked on the other option.