d and d have a cool adventure

While holding the door open for dach to walk through, you feel an overwhelming, incredible hatred boil your blood spontaneously. You spin on your heel, and face dach.

"you dumb motherfucker i hate you i hope you fuckin kill yourself"

the entire resturaunt is looking at you now. some are whispering, others are awestruck. you pivot on your heel again and instruct the waitress - now stopped and staring at you to move on.