The Galactic Adventures of Pierce Darkblade

Heading to the beach to meet up with Dr.Liv, your jaw nearly drops when she runs up to greet you on the hot white sands. She is in a skimpy blue bikini, her fiery red hair flowing majestically behind her as she trounces toward you, her massive breasts heaving like a giant bowl of jello.

You love jello, you think to yourself.

"Hey Pierce! Oh this is great, isn't it? So happy you decided to bring the crew here!"

"Well..Kathleen. Um, you uh, all deserved it." You seem to barely be able to speak. You never had this trouble with her on the ship. You were always aware of her beauty sure, but now that you are seeing all her assests, you are enchanted by this gorgeous vixen.

"Come on Pierce!" She says as she bounds towards the sparkling clear blue sea. "Lets cool off!"

Yes. Cool off. A GRAND idea for you right about now. Removing your tropical shirt you head into the surf with Kathleen, as she playfully splashes water at you. You splash back and she begins to delightfully scream and swim away from you. Laughing you give chase.

She is a remarkable swimmer you learn as she leaves you in the dust, so to speak, and swims far from shore. She stops so you can catch up to her.

"Wow Kathleen! You're a great swimmer, I never knew!"

"Ahh maybe your just a slow swimmer Pierce." she replies, beaming.

"The waters pretty deep here." Looking down, its so clear you can see the bottom, about 50 ft deep.

"The water is so clear Pierce! This is such a beautiful pl...PIERCE! WHAT IS THAT THING!?"

Like looking through a warped glass you can see below you and Kathleen, a large red creature swimming upward towards you. The size of the creature is gigantic, but you don't want to try and analyze what it is right now.

"COME ON KATHLEEN! SWIM BACK! SWIM BACK NOW!"

You both start swimming for shore as fast as humanly possible. People on the beach begin to stand and point over towards you, they can see the huge red creature chasing you. Kathleen is swimming just behind you, turning back for a split second you witness Kathleen being jerked backward toward the sea.

"PIERCEEEE!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLLppuuurrggle...." she is dragged under the blue surface by her leg. You turn around completley to see the creature slowly descending to the sea floor with Kathleen in it's clutches, what appear to be large crusher claws.

Looking towards the shore you see people shouting at you to keep swimming to land.