The Curse of the Towne Motel

Oops. You THOUGHT it was a Mills and Boon book. But it's not. It has a Mills and Boon cover but inside the cover are pages and pages of scribblings... some of which make sense. You notice that the author has used three different coloured pens. In fact, it seems as though there may have been three different authors. Whose writing do you want to read?