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You awaken from your dream, in a cold sweat, your face pale, and your eyes wild with shock.

You hold the paper, clasped between two fingers, and read the numbers, dialling them up on your cell.


'Hello?' It answers

'Yeah, you give people free mind-reading abilities or some shit?'

'Yeah, all for free, just pay $12,00, give us your credit-card details, and let us own your house and these preternatural abilities are yours! You even get a pet pig!'


'But..That ruins the whole fact about being free...'

'Hey, dude, all your dreams of tapping into the outside energies around you come true!'


'Well...Obi wan says the force is better...'

'Fuck Obi-Wan! He says, the smile obviously contained within his voice.