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With a new hunger, you begin to feel around Sharleen's slender legs, then begin to poke your slim finger into her purple eyeballs, and she cries in pain, which you mistaken for sexual pleasure.

She takes out the AK47 from her bra, (it's in there for hormonal reasons..) and begins to wildly fire, a scowl across her face, you run, as bullets narrowly miss your heels and body like in one of those American movies, in slow motion, your pig, forming wings, begins to grunt up something strange, as you dive in slow motion..Everything lookin' smooth.



You fall through the window, not that you ever remember even diving for the window..Must be one of those Special Effects, as blasts erupt from random places, you continue to descend in slow-motion.

You're beginning to get a little..Pissed off. How long is this going to take, just to get to the FUCKING GROUND?!!

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