~*articulate what forever smoulders*~

You smile as you hang up on her. "Stupid girl," you think, "She still wants me!". Chuckling away, you flex your perfect muscles to yourself in the mirror. "Yup, I've still got it. I could get any girl I want. But I so don't want her!!" Your smug reflection in the mirror pleases you. Scratching your butt, you go into the bathroom to apply some more hair gel. The bathroom mirror shows off your features even more pleasingly. Those dark, brooding eyes, cherub lips and perfect teeth are sure to please any woman. Except ...