The Adventure of Adventurely Adventuring!

You gradually increase in size until you're the size of a massive boulder that blocked your path. You become to large for the pathway and you violently crash down the mountainside, bashing your head against the rocks and sharp things stabbing at your stomach. Suddenly. Something stabs you until it's stuck inside you, water gushes out and pours, creating a trail down the mountainside. You crash onto the ground, which causes you to pour out water violently, like you're puking, you can't breath and you gasp for air, only breathing more water in and choking you. You're inside a massive ditch and as you deflate, the water has caused a flood. And soon enough, the square-shaped ditch has become a swimming pool, and the elves soon notice it and come out of nowhere to have a pool-party. One elf with a handlebar mustache swims up to you, "we reall appreciate this. The next water is in the village, but it'd take ages to carry buckets of water from one end to the other. The fairies have gone on strike due to apparent 'unfair appreciation.' the say they never earn thank you's. But anyway. Thank you SO much! :D! He gets out of the water, dresses up and leaves. You do the same. It took you 4 days to get up that mountain. You can try again. Or you can travel to the elves village? The Town Centre where you can purchase gifts, clothing and new accessories and weapons so you can go on a greater Adventure?