Wild Night

While Amy is impressed, the crowd doesn't even have time to react before you so a bow toward each side, letting out an audible and odorous fart. Amy is laughing at first, but a passing waiter soon catches a whiff of the scent mumbling, "What the..." causing her to spill a pitcher of ice cold water on Amy. An employee notices the waitresses' blunder and fires her.

Everyone looks at you, and you think about how you're going to beat yourself half to death up later for ruining your stroke of poetic genius.