The Galactic Adventures of Pierce Darkblade

The entire viewscreen is quickly filled with the image of the approaching meteor. The entire crew is shouting in horror as you soil yourself, you can feel the warm poo run down the back of your leg.

You scream like a frightened teenage girl, arms flailing, as the meteor smashes through your ship, killing you and everyone on board instantly.

Congrats! You died as a shameful coward who shit his pants in the face of death. Some brave Captain...