League of Legends

You refute the OP, and launch a relentless assault of ad hominem attacks. Five minutes later you hit submit, contributing the most hate-filled ragey post of all time. Feeling justified, you head to bed.

You awake the next morning to find an e-mail from Riot in your inbox, informing you that you are forum banned until 2047 or the rapture, whichever comes first. The end of the e-mail contains a helpful link to the summoner's code.
End Of Story