Alien Abduction!!1!

You press the one with a picture of a big gun on it. Immediately the room flashes blue. You peer frantically at the windshield to see what's going on. You see two long metal tubes extending out in front of you. Bit long metal tubes. Two giant weapons. You realized suddenly you're on a war ship. Your own personal war ship. And the control pannel is asking you repeatedly to 'Lock Target.'