Alien Abduction!!1!
Letting out a warrior battle cry you kick her with all your might right in the stomach, launching her into the air. Then you jump up off the ground. In midair you smack her across the side of the face with the metal hunk of the control panel and then you nail her other side as her head whip around. Then, just as you both land, you slam the panel down on her and send her to the ground. Hard.
The room is silent for a few moments. All gaping mouths. All in quiet awe. Then suddenly everyone bursts into wild crazy cheering. You breathe in and out heavily a few times, staring at the mangled body limp on the ground. Then you slowly turn back to your allies. They're going crazy for you! They're whooping and cheering and gushing about how epically awesome you are. You feel a big smile cross your face. You lift your bloodstained makeshift weapon over your head triumphantly. "EARTH RULES!!!!" you roar.
The crowd shouts in reply. The people start waving their hands around. They're all shouting things you can't quite understand, it's so loud. You grin and lift your hands too, so you can direct them to do the wave.
Then you realize all at once that A. They're not cheering anymore. B She wasn't dead. C. She had shape shifted again, this time into a liquid, and then an even larger more powerful alien monster. And D. ..You've got a spear run through your chest.
Well'p, you're a human-kabob now. But, you can take pride in such a death. I mean, come on. That was kinda epic for a while there.
The room is silent for a few moments. All gaping mouths. All in quiet awe. Then suddenly everyone bursts into wild crazy cheering. You breathe in and out heavily a few times, staring at the mangled body limp on the ground. Then you slowly turn back to your allies. They're going crazy for you! They're whooping and cheering and gushing about how epically awesome you are. You feel a big smile cross your face. You lift your bloodstained makeshift weapon over your head triumphantly. "EARTH RULES!!!!" you roar.
The crowd shouts in reply. The people start waving their hands around. They're all shouting things you can't quite understand, it's so loud. You grin and lift your hands too, so you can direct them to do the wave.
Then you realize all at once that A. They're not cheering anymore. B She wasn't dead. C. She had shape shifted again, this time into a liquid, and then an even larger more powerful alien monster. And D. ..You've got a spear run through your chest.
Well'p, you're a human-kabob now. But, you can take pride in such a death. I mean, come on. That was kinda epic for a while there.
