Alien Abduction!!1!

"Ummm.... Hello there...!" You stammer out loudly enough for all to hear. Rayner turns to you in shock. All the aliens whip around in their chairs suddenly and stare at you. With big menacing eyes. You lift up a hand and tentatively wave. "Hi there."
"Captain... It would seem alien lifeforms have boarded the ship," slowly says a straight faced alien with pointy ears.
The alien in the largest chair in the center of the room stands quickly and looks at you and your ally. He looks shocked. "How did our scanners not detect this??"
You stare in shock, too. "Woah. Woah. Wait. Captain Kirk!?!?"
Rayner bounces over and licks Spock across the face.


This ending is highly illogical.
End Of Story