Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You see the dark green water of the seal tank and envision it as your eternal tomb. You close your eyes, fold your arms, and fall backwards. After a few moments you are suprised that you have still yet to hit the water. As you look down you notice a family of seals incorperating you into thier act. It's very embarassing and the zoo even gives you a "Save The Seals" t-shirt.