Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You notice a guy tearing the half-pipe up. You figure if you stand under him when he comes down it should do the trick. So you go stand over on the halfpipe. You hear someone yell through a mega-phone right before the skater impacts with you. Medics run over and start checking for any serious injuries. You and the skater are both hospitalized. You then get sued for the injuries you caused plus the losses caused to the skateboarding movie they were shooting. The final total is somewhere near 4 mil.