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Wild Night
Written by
SirShaguar
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When you get in the bedroom, you find a man making out with a woman on the bed. She has saggy boobs and poofy lips. One of her nipples is pierced. She has a Hulk tattoo on her vagina. What do you do?
You have 5 choices:
Take out a broom and kick them out.
Ask Allasandra who they are.
Ask the people if they'd like to fivesome with you.
Kick your pants off and jump on the guy.
Pull your pants up and run out, surprised.