Pokemon Adventure!

You lead him to planet Mars where Goku is ready and waiting. Goodness knows how you got there. Maybe Superman gave you mouth to mouth the whole way. Maybe you didn't need to hear that.

"I'm glad you came" Goku said but then an anvil labeled "For Killing Stupid Characters" fell from the sky and squashed the hero flat.

"Ha! Knew I could beat him!" Superman laughed.

"But you didn't do anything..." you reply.

"How dare you! Prepare to die! Superman roared when another anvil labeled exactly the same fell on him and rendered him pretty dead.

"Well shit" you say "Now what?"