Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

Written by KingMalice / R: Restricted - Adult / 6.40 (5 ratings) (5)
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You flop forward intending to impale yourself. The ceramic gnome collapses under your weight breaking atleast two ribs. As you curl up in the fetal position and grip the gnome for support you see a flash. Tomorow morning the headline reads "Gnome Raper on the Loose".
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Room 80808 created by KingMalice on Dec 30, 2009
Previous Rooms: 80722 (nextdoor)