"Swift, Silent, & Deadly"

You decide to go turn in the file that it is more important than how you look. You walk into the General's office and slide the file onto his desk. "What the hell is this?" he asks you, "and why in the hell are you reporting to melike this? Get the hell out of my office Marine!"

You leave the office and head back later in a more appropriate uniform. The commander likes what he sees in the file and commends you on a job well done. He authorizes an immediate 2 week vacation paid. You fly out to the beach and meet beautiful woman everywhere looking for a man of action.
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