Alien Abduction!!1!

After the slapping and removing of the face things is taken care of, there is a whole room full of people, all waking up and realizing where the heck they are. You stand up on a control panel and address them. "People! I've freed you from those big glass tanks. And there are a bunch of very dangerous hostile aliens around here. So I need to know what's going on. Do any of you remember what happened to you?" This makes the people murmur to each other. One girl speaks up above the crowd. "I remember.... I was out on a walk with my Mommy when I dropped my teddy. And then I fell down and fell asleep. And I remember there was this big light and a mean monster grabbed me and he hurt me! And then he put something on my face! And then I was wet and you saved me!" All the people began to talk at once, telling what they saw. You cover your ears again. "People, people! One at a time! So we've all been captured by aliens. Does anyone know what they want?" The people murmured. One old man shouted, "They want to use our blood for fertilizer, our bodies for food, and our brains for mind control!" This sends the whole crowd into a frenzy, everyone screaming and running about. You attempt to yell to everyone to stay calm, but no one is listening. So you chuck another control panel at the wall. The sound echos off the wall, banging and reverberating around the room. This random act of violence shuts them up. "Calm down, people!" You say. "They won't do that. And.. you know, that doesn't even make any sense. If they eat us, how could they control our minds....? Ah, whatever, nevermind, they aren't going to do anything, because we are getting out of here and going back to Earth!" The crowd cheers. Everyone is talking and you feel very heroic. Then one little boy peeps up. "But how?" The crowd shuts up and stares at you. "Ummmmm....." you mutter.