Alien Abduction!!1!

You cower in fear as it reaches out for your face with its claws.... And it pets your head. You look up, a bit surprised it didn't squeeze your head until you died. The alien smiles broadly with its sharp teeth and pets you. You reach up and touch its hand. The alien lets you and you just look at each other. The alien looks like a human, except for its pale beyond belief skin. It has long red hair, but you guess that it is a male. If it even has a gender. The alien seems to be interested in you, too, staring at you and touching your head. You decide to speak to it. "Hello." You gesture toward yourself. These aliens have to be intelligent. And maybe if you can befriend one, you can get out of here. You say your name as you gesture toward yourself. Then you make gestures toward the alien, to ask what its name is. It squeaks, but also speaks. "Rayner." It smiles even more broadly. You smile, too. "I need help. I want.... to leave. Go... home!" You say as you make gestures to say you need to leave. The alien bounces up and down happily. "Rayner.... learn..... you!" You are shocked. It spoke English! "You... learn me? My language?" "Myeeeep! Learn! Langtwidge!" It nods happily. "Can you help me go home, then?" You ask happily. "You... home! Rayner... help? Happy you.. stay!" You cock your head, not quite understanding. The alien notices and thinks. "You stay! Rayner happy! Rayner learn you! You learn Rayner! Nerkkkkp." You frown as you understand. "No, I don't want to stay. I want to go home, with my friends and family!" The alien frowns too. "Home.... Rayner sad. Rayner help. Rayner want.... learn you. Learn you langtwidge. Learn... your! Your! Word your! Rayner learn your langtwidge! Learn your!" You watch as the alien happily remembers the word 'your'. You finally understand. "Um, sure, I can teach you my language... but you have to take me home, ok? Then I'll do it." The alien smiles at you. You grab his hands and made them do a thumb's up. You copy it and smile at him. He seems very excited to learn that, and he does it with both hands, sqeaking with pleasure. You sigh and stand up. "Take me home now, ok?" The alien gives you another thumbs up.