Alien Abduction!!1!

You scream "Aughhhhhhhh!!!!!" and attempt to pry the seven fingered hand from your hair, but it's got a tight grip! It drags you back through the hallway, farther and farther back the way you came. You try to struggle, but the thing has such a clawlike grip on your hair that you just have to go along with it! The green alien drags you and squawks again and again until you both hear a grunt. The grunter comes around the corner and you see that it's a short fat purple thing with one big mean red eye and one arm coming from its middle and wings! Next to it is an inhumanly pale humanoid thing with long bent black horns, claws holding a clipboard, long sharp teeth, and a foot long tongue hanging out. You scream in horror and run in the monster's grip. You can feel your hair ripping out, but it's worth it to just get the heck outta here!! The green creature growls angrily and clutches your neck, handing you over to the purple and pale creatures. The take hold of you very strongly and drag you right back into that room you had hid in! The one with the creepy scalpels and such..... They all three strap you down to the center table using big leather straps. You struggle and scream, but you're just not budging! The pale alien is looking at you curiously, but the green one leaves and the purple one goes off into the room. The pale one uses his sharp nails to rip off your shirt. (For girls, he leaves your bra. ^^ For now...) (Jk, jk!) Then the purple one reappears holding the scalpel and corkscrew and all the other various horrible tools! You know that now is the time to act!! You have to do something, and fast!