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Destiny

"Oh, do you kill humans and suck their blood?" you asked him.

"Yes," he answered.

"Well then, did you just murder a human right now?"

"No! I would be totally refreshed if I killed a person just now and sucked his or her blood!"

"Cameron, calm down-"

"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! SOMEONE IS ACCUSING ME OF DOING IT AND I KNOW IT IS A DISHONEST MALE VAMPIRE!!!"

Then he grabbed a chair and threw it against the wall.