Time Traveller

You sit and watch the villagers in the forest poking at the time machine with branches and tossing rocks at it. You decide it's time to go, this probably can go on all day and you want to get back to the lab.

You have a plan. You take out your sunglasses and put them on then cover your head with the hood from your sweater. You grab a couple of tree branches with leaves and jump out of the bush at them.

You wave the branches at them furiously while jumping up and down. "Bogada, bogada, bogada!" you yell as you jump and skip your way to them. "You have awakened the tree keeper! Leave my forest Now! Before I take your souls and turn you into trees."

The villagers run in fear falling over each other trying to get away. It's finally clear to get in the time machine.