The Ultimate Pokemon

A hammer bro. comes out of the sky with a giant hammer and squashes you with it and and feeds your bloody guts to your bidoof then bidoof and the hammer bro. poop on your bones then throw them off a cliff where a sharpedo then eats them then vomits them which pollutes the water and causes a magikarp to go insane and dive into radioactive waste which turns him into a super mutant that destroys everything until he reaches the elite four and gets punched in the balls by a pachirisu then falls over and causes an earthquake that destroys have of the earth and it is so bad that the news announces it and describes it as a crazy magikarp went into radioactive waste then mutated and destroyed everything until a brave pachirisu punched it in the nads causing it to fall over and cause an earthquake that destroys half of the earth and the people that are still alive are still looking for the other half until that pachirisu comes back and either kills them or punches them in the balls. Wow. All this caused by a death by hammer. 0_0